Messy? That’s a strong word for my desk. Let’s just call it dynamic.
In other words, I am not a squeaky-clean, every-paper-in-its-place kind of worker. Instead, my horizontal surfaces are home to a variety of paper-based projects, ranging from mild-mannered hillocks to cloud-scraping mountains. It’s almost always in control, but it may be approaching cry-for-help time.
That’s what led me to chuckle about a few items this week. First, there was a feature story flying around the Internet discussing the value of a messy desk. And then on Friday, a fellow colleague over at the American Bar Association, Elizabeth Derrico, offered up her own photo of her desk as the first of many Thursday shares. Nearly all the desks displayed were messy. Here’s Elizabeth’s:
Here is my own desktop, which I shared in panoramic form (click to enlarge).
I will offer some of the other displayed desks throughout this post. They are: (1) almost uniformly a disaster, and (2) the workplaces of some of the most productive and imaginative people I know. (Yeah, yeah, correlation not causation. Whatevah!)
Here is the desk of Ann Murphy of the Bar Association of San Francisco (pretty neat, right? She insists she just cleaned it):
Seeing that stream of desk photos online evinced some predictable responses in me. “I’m not so bad,” I thought, as I compared someone else’s chaos to my own desktop scramble. Here, for example, is the desk of Jenna Grubb, with the Toledo Bar Association. She posted it in sympathy for the train-wreck that is my desk, so she offered her own “equally depressing panorama”!
But then I would spy someone who managed to work at a tabletop that was actually visible through the detritus, and I was plunged back into self-loathing.
After that, all that I really decided was that I must come into the office this weekend to excavate my desk from beneath the papers. I’ll carry an avalanche transceiver.
Here is one other shared desk image. It also hails from the San Francisco Bar, and it is a double-your-fun picture, combining the workspaces of Sayre Ribera and her daughter Audrey. And before you ask: Uh-huh, uh-huh! Sayre’s darling daughter can come to work with her on occasion, where she sets up with her own workspace. They really do do things different in the Bay. (And yes, Audrey, you’re right: I said do-do.)
That whole encounter helped me see something even deeper about the differences that separate us in our desktop choices: It takes a village to get judgy about other people’s desks.
I must admit I have my own prejudices in that regard. A clean desk kind of freaks me out, and I can’t help but think uncharitably about the owner’s workload or complexity.
I just read a story about the messiness of desks, and my own self-interest demanded I cheer its message. Titled “Why You Should Have a Messy Desk,” the essay was thoughtful, but it trotted out a predictable cast of characters. Did you know Albert Einstein had a messy desk? How about Steve Jobs? Mark Twain?
And so on. With every accumulating example, I was urged to feel better about my own office-space paper mill. After all, if it’s good enough for Einstein, it’s certainly good enough for me. Right?
Except (and it pains me to say this to you readers who may not yet know me): I am not Albert Einstein. Or Mark Twain. Et cetera.
So I cannot jump on the bandwagon that critiques my officemates for their clean desktops. Understand, I think it is freakishly odd, perhaps even the sign of deep, deep emotional issues, issues that may take years to overcome. But I won’t judge them.
Instead, I’ll be in this weekend reducing (if not eliminating) the paper stacks that surround me. And all you Einsteins, enjoy your time at home.
P.S. Hey, didn’t I promise you an extra somethin’ from the photo of Ann Murphy’s desk (above)? Well, here you go. It’s a special addition to Ann’s dry-erase board by Audrey Ribera:
CORRECTIONS IN COPY: A wise bar communicator (is there any other kind?) notes that I had said a photo “hales from the San Francisco Bar.” Of course, that’s hella wrong. I’ve changed it to “hails from,” and I’ll strive to stop writing these posts during cocktail hour. Thanks! I also was informed that the desk photo that kicked all this off is that of Elizabeth Derrico at the ABA, not of Marilyn Cavicchia (no, the ABA people don’t all look alike; don’t be rude), so I’ve changed that caption.
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November 22, 2013 at 10:26 am
I love the article! Viva the dynamic desk! Technically, the pictured desk is Elizabeth’s and not Marilyn. Marilyn has a more vertical approach to mess.
November 22, 2013 at 10:33 am
Thanks, Molly. But let me correct that to say it’s Elizabeth Derrico’s desk. No problem!
November 22, 2013 at 4:21 pm
I had a ministry supervisor (the equivalent of a bishop in my denomination) whose whole office was literally littered with books, papers, and what-not. You entered a very narrow path and he set up two folding chairs so you could converse.
November 22, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Wow, Tony, now THAT’s a cry for help. I’m aiming to retrieve my space this weekend — at least somewhat! Thanks.
November 22, 2013 at 5:05 pm
I have an easier solution for you, Tim. Send me the photo of your desk, and I’ll Photoshop out all the clutter. Then you can proudly show your clean desk, without the inherent risk of actually having to clean it!
November 22, 2013 at 5:08 pm
*Like* x 1,000, Dan. Better living through technology!
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November 27, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Hey now! I had a supremely clean desk while I worked at the bar. I’m also neurotic, so that might explain things. Your desk doesn’t look half as bad as a few of my OCD/ADD clients.
November 27, 2013 at 4:25 pm
Ha! Thanks for the comparison, Michael! Happy Thanksgiving! — Tim
November 27, 2013 at 4:43 pm
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well. Enjoy some turkey for me. In all reality, your desk looks pretty good because you have most things in order. That’s all that matters.
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