The lying-down desk eases your work and smooths our national path to a less-impressive future.

The lying-down desk eases your work and smooths our national path to a less-impressive future.

It’s Change of Venue Friday, so I recline in comfort as I draft this easygoing piece.

Unfortunately, my laptop is perched uncomfortably on my lap, and my heels rest painfully on the sharp edge of a tabletop. While I muse that this may be the very definition of “First World Problems,” furniture engineers (yes, it’s a thing) toil to answer the question, “How can we end this long dark chapter in human history?”

Did someone say “lying down desk”?

Yes, they did, America. In fact, more and more folks are talking about this new product from Altwork. Even the ABA Journal took note of this reclining wonder. Because lawyers need to take a load off.

Lying down is not just for science-fiction heroes, Altwork says. Everyone can recline.

Lying down is not just for science-fiction heroes, Altwork says. Everyone can recline.

But who would use such a thing—and how does it work?

As Mashable tells us,

“This workstation is being marketed towards programmers, designers, writers and anyone else who uses a computer as their primary working tool. The Altwork Station offers four modes, all configurable with buttons on the desk surface; standing, collaboration, regular and focus. Standing and regular are exactly what you’d expect and collaboration is simply turning your monitor on the built in arm to work with others. Focus mode is where it gets interesting though, as that’s where you can recline the chair to be completely horizontal, with the desk and monitor following suit.”

Read more about the $5,900 chair here.

Yes, I say fifty-nine hundred dollars. But the more I read about it, the more I’m horrified and convinced I should have one. O, comfortable efficiency, you are an attractive siren!

At home, this is what I thought a work chair looked like. (And this one was used in the filming of feature film "Durant's Never Closes"!)

At home, this is what I thought a work chair looked like. (And this one was used in the filming of feature film “Durant’s Never Closes”!)

And if you need to know more (as you decide whether I should be gifted a better writing set-up than my current one), here is a video describing the whole dealio.

Have a wonderful—and topsy-turvy—weekend.